6 cup pong. $10 game pass & duo required to play. OPEN TABLE, NOT A TOURNAMENT. Prizes for winners of individual games.

After 2 successful experiments, the Bottlerocket Fun Development Labs is pleased to announce our next presentation regarding the latest developments in the science of fun with our Project Gamma, FORMAL [ROOT] BEER PONG

You know what - some of us like a good ole game of [ROOT] Beer Pong. But our lawyer has heavily advised us several times against "drinking" games in our bar, so we were left with a big question... how do we creatively ignore him? And perhaps a bigger question - how do we host a casual night of [Root] Beer Pong without having the bar look like an Oakland frat house?

Well pinkies up, fancy folks - we’re giving everything an air of sophistication with a string trio to soundtracking the evening with classical standards + more. And at our lawyers advisement we’ll also have a referee with a whistle walking around the bar to make sure no one is chugging beer competitively or otherwise ruining the classiness of the evening.

Think of the bigger picture here- how can we get [ROOT] Beer Pong in the olympics? Is this where the line between clever and stupid blurs into an unknowable abyss? And why hasn't anyone thought of a better name for the game?