Lane Lonion is a standup comedian that blends southern charm, and absurd humor while telling short little stories that you aren’t sure where he’s going but at the end you’re happy he took you there. Originally from Maurice, Louisiana and now based in Denver, Lane has performed around the country and recently won the 2025 Comedy Works New Faces contest. He’s a regular at Comedy Works and has opened for the likes of Dave Attell, Ari Shaffir, Sam Tallent and many more. His biggest credit though is being in a locally aired Judge Mathis commercial in which he was paid in a Modern Family t-shirt that was too small. If you like jokes you’ll like Lane Lonion.