A four part, darkly humorous examination of how f***ed up Boston’s history can be, and how we used to just end each other’s lives all the time. Presented on March 3rd, Part One tells the story of the Mystic Massacre, the Deer Island Massacre, and the Salem Witchcraft Trails. Local Storyteller and social media historian Daniel Berger-Jones recounts a scintillating, shocking, and irreverent narrative of the facts and then discusses them with a panel of local comedians and performers. Audience members will have the opportunity to compete against the panel for $2 scratch lotto ticket prizes, or to sit passively and drink while being horrified and amused in an evening of history, ridicule, ribald toasts, drinking games, singing, and romping good times. All of this while discussing morbid violence, so if you’re easily offended, or a small and sensitive child, this show is not for you. This performance runs approximately 75 minutes.

TIX ADVANCE: $10-$15

TIX DAY OF: $20

AGES: This event is All Ages // Valid ID required for alcohol consumption

DOORS 6:15 PM

SHOW 7:00 PM

LATE SEATING POLICY:

Late seating is not guaranteed for comedy or theater.

Late seating will end after the opener, if there is one, and when the headliner begins.

WHY LIMITED LATE SEATING: Due to the architecture of our space, the entrance is next to the stage and it is disruptive to the performer to enter late. We will seat you if there is an opener but once the headliner starts, you may be allowed to sit in the lobby but will not be allowed to enter. Please know this is for the best experience for the artist. No refunds for late entry.

START TIME: Performances will begin no later than 15 minutes after stated show time.

NO REFUNDS.

WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBILITY: Please enter through the glass foyer to the right of our entrance, press B and you will arrive in the Basement for Saloon and The Rockwell. Please call the host at (617) 628-4444 for assistance.