A piece of gum absorbs human DNA and gains consciousness. Huge mistake. Now she wants to be loved, has abandonment issues, and is starting to understand mortality. That Gum Bitch is a gross little clown show about being used up and still somehow having self-esteem. Originally developed and presented through Elysian Theater’s Spaghetti Festival.

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